Friday, July 07, 2006
Ask And You Shall Receive
Remember Screech from "Saved by the Bell"? Dustin Diamond is trying to raise $250,000 on GetDShirts.com so his house doesn't become foreclosed upon. You can buy "bricks" (88 x 31 banner ads) for his house at $1000 each. Wish I would have thought of "bricks" instead "square footage", but it's too late. I'm not re-designing the site. Plus $1000 is kind of steep pocket change for a banner ad. Especially when you can get more traffic from buying a $5 frontpage pixel ad on this site.
I do believe his intentions are legit, as are mine. But I created this website as more of an entrepreneurial venture than a begging for charity. If it doesn't work out, I'll just have to get a mortgage loan like most Americans do. Or maybe one of my requirements for Mr. Right should be "lots of money". But my grandma always told me, "If you marry for riches, you get sons-of-a-bitches."
Which leads me to me next qualification that I'm looking for a man... He can't be married. Don't laugh. Do you know how many "Married But Looking" guys are out there? Unbelievable. Don't bother knocking on my door until the divorce decree is signed by the judge.
I do believe his intentions are legit, as are mine. But I created this website as more of an entrepreneurial venture than a begging for charity. If it doesn't work out, I'll just have to get a mortgage loan like most Americans do. Or maybe one of my requirements for Mr. Right should be "lots of money". But my grandma always told me, "If you marry for riches, you get sons-of-a-bitches."
Which leads me to me next qualification that I'm looking for a man... He can't be married. Don't laugh. Do you know how many "Married But Looking" guys are out there? Unbelievable. Don't bother knocking on my door until the divorce decree is signed by the judge.
